Life at the Academy

I was stopped at a stop sign behind an F-150 with the big off-road tires. It had one plain bumper sticker on the tailgate that said, “I am not wearing pants.” I couldn’t help but snicker over it. As I turned to go the same direction that he was, I started wondering what type of person would have a bumper sticker like that. I passed him slowly while trying to inconspicously look his way. He wasn’t wearing a shirt either!